Confidence is a preference for the
Habitual voyeur of what is known as (Parklife!)
And morning soup can be avoided if you
Take a route straight through what is known as (Parklife!)

I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man

So the story begins –
City dweller, successful fella
Thought to himself, “Oops, I’ve got a lot of money”
Caught in a rat race, terminally